MEET THE SALADS

MANAGEMENT

MANAGER / CO-CHAIR
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Elfbar and pints
Post Game Drink: Pints
Sunday League Version of: Dan Sechere
Fun Fact: I am the only GPR player to have taken at least one penalty and never missed…

MANAGER (JUNE-DECEMBER)
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Do I look like I eat salad?
Post Game Drink: Asahi
Sunday League Version of: Roy Keane or Gary Docherty
Fun Fact: I’ve produced our first academy player in my daughter, Cece

SECRETARY / CO-CHAIR
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Madras
Post Game Drink: London Pride
Sunday League Version of: Darren Bent
Fun Fact: 2-second cameo on an ITV crime show in 2007

TREASURER / CO-CHAIR
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Watermelon and Feta
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Charlie Adam
Fun Fact: I once broke my arm running into a wall. Sober.

GOALKEEPERS

COACH / VICE-CAPTAIN
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Caprese
Post Game Drink: Guinness in winter, Jubel in summer.
Sunday League Version of: David James (90+4)
Fun Fact: I can dislocate my thumb

VICE-CAPTAIN / MEDIA
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Caesar
Post Game Drink: Frontier
Sunday League Version of: Dave Edwards
Fun Fact: I played for the same team as Jude Bellingham (Stourbridge FC)

YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Mum’s Homemade Salad
Post Game Drink: Amstel
Sunday League Version of: Joe Hart
Fun Fact: Played against Adam Lallana at Goals

DEFENDERS

WING BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Caesar salad
Post Game Drink: Neck Oil
Sunday League Version of: Destiny Udogie
Fun Fact: I’ve watched Spurs lose 9 finals and semi-finals live

FULL BACK / MEDIA MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Fruit Salad
Post Game Drink: Ice cold Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Luke Shaw without the injuries
Fun Fact: I’ve been bitten by a shark

WING BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Greek
Post Game Drink: Any soft drink
Sunday League Version of: Hard to tell, maybe Roberto Carlos
Fun Fact: I don’t drink alcohol. Editors note: cooks a mean roast…

FULL BACK / WELFARE OFFICER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Vodka
Post Game Drink: Beer
Sunday League Version of: Granit Xhaka
Fun Fact: I like bunda

CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Anything with honey mustard dressing
Post Game Drink: Jubel
Sunday League Version of: Ben White
Fun Fact: I'm also a rapper who has played shows at O2 Academy Islington and XOYO

FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Parmy
Post Game Drink: Oily Neck
Sunday League Version of: No comparison
Fun Fact: I played U16s cricket with Marnus Labuschagne

CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Greek Salad
Post Game Drink: Neck Oil
Sunday League Version of: John Terry
Fun Fact: I once had a 365 day streak on Duolingo

FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Potato Salad
Post Game Drink: Carlton Draught ideally
Sunday League Version of: Danny Rose
Fun Fact: I made cocktails for Kendrick Lamar

CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Caesar salad
Post Game Drink: Fruity cider
Sunday League Version of: Yaya Toure
Fun Fact: DJ.

CLUB CAPTAIN / COACH
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Mo Salah’d
Post Game Drink: Neck Oil
Sunday League Version of: John Stones
Fun Fact: I beat 6-time World Champion, Steve Davis, in a frame of snooker

CENTRE BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Spicy Thai beef salad
Post Game Drink: Pint of wine
Sunday League Version of: Jimmy Dunne
Fun Fact: I coached Stormzy how to take a pen on live TV

DEFENDER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: ROOKIE
Favourite Salad: Caprese
Post Game Drink: Tap Water (on the rocks)
Sunday League Version of: Mads Roerslev
Fun Fact:Proud owner of 2 pizza ovens

FULL BACK
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Greek salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Malo Gusto
Fun Fact: No fun, I like problems, always

MIDFIELDERS

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Citrus Salad
Post Game Drink:
Sunday League Version of: Claude Makelele
Fun Fact: Always arguing with the ref for no reason lol

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Caesar
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Jude Bellingham
Fun Fact: My favourite cuisine is Italian (I couldn't think of any fun facts)

WIDE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Ghanaian Salad
Post Game Drink: Old Fashioned
Sunday League Version of: Adama Traore
Fun Fact: I. Am. Anime.

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Greek (obviously)
Post Game Drink: Cold Stella
Sunday League Version of: Stelios Gianacopolous
Fun Fact: I can take down the hottest Phaal

DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Greek salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Luis Enrique
Fun Fact: I was almost run over by Eric Abidal

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad:
Post Game Drink:
Sunday League Version of:
Fun Fact:

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie / Traitor
Favourite Salad: Nan's One
Post Game Drink: Another coffee
Sunday League Version of: Hazard (Real Madrid version)
Fun Fact: I was on the same plane as Big Narstie (it was a rough landing)

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Caesar Salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Adam Lallana
Fun Fact: Declan Rice was in my year at school

DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad - Caesar Salad (No Anchovies)
Post Game Drink: if it’s not a Pillars Pilsner, I’m not coming
Sunday League Version of: Jimmy Bullard (not the most gifted, but a great pint)
Fun Fact: I regularly train Muay Thai (Thai boxing) so will often turn up to training covered in bruises from getting walloped

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Potato Salad
Post Game Drink: Jagerbomb
Sunday League Version of: N'Golo Kanté
Fun Fact: In 2022 I could have signed pro in Norway

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Tomato Salad
Post Game Drink: Heineken
Sunday League Version of: Joao Neves
Fun Fact: I've jumped off a cliff before

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Cluck Yeah
Post Game Drink: Lager
Sunday League Version of: Dennis Wise
Fun Fact: Owns a landscaping business

CENTRE MID / HEAD OF SOCIALS
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Salmon Nicoise
Post Game Drink: Megapint
Sunday League Version of: Vinnie Jones
Fun Fact: I served Gabriel Martinelli at my pub

CENTRE MID / MEDIA MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Greek Salad
Post Game Drink: Frontier (Fullers all day)
Sunday League Version of: Modric (I don’t know anyone else)
Fun Fact: I still don’t know how to take a throw-in

DEFENSIVE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: I don’t eat salad
Post Game Drink: Courvoisier
Sunday League Version of: Aurélien Tchouaméni
Fun Fact: Am just that dude

DEFENSIVE MID / WIDE MIDFIELD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Watermelon and Feta
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Charlie Adam
Fun Fact: I once broke my arm running into a wall. Sober.

CENTRE MID
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Ensalada de Pulpo
Post Game Drink: Pukka Three Ginger tea
Sunday League Version of: Alexis MacAllister
Fun Fact: I’m a professional gambler and U21s football expert

FORWARDS

STRIKER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Bob Marley special
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Crouch mixed with Kane
Fun Fact: I support Chelsea

STRIKER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Madras
Post Game Drink: London Pride
Sunday League Version of: Darren Bent
Fun Fact: 2-second cameo on an ITV crime show in 2007

WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Creamy Coleslaw
Post Game Drink: J20 Fruit Blend
Sunday League Version of: Nicolas Anelka
Fun Fact: Proud Arsenal fan

WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Anything with cucumber.
Post Game Drink: Water
Sunday League Version of: Mikkel Damsgaard
Fun Fact: I’ve never scored a header

WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Roasted Butternut Squash Salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Xherdan Shaqiri
Fun Fact: I lived in CHina for a year teaching English & studying Mandarin

YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: Chicken Salad
Post Game Drink: Guarana
Sunday League Version of: Paul Pogba
Fun Fact: Andre’s little brother

WIDE FORWARD
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad:
Post Game Drink:
Sunday League Version of:
Fun Fact:

WIDE FORWARD / MEDIA MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 1
Favourite Salad: Potato Salad
Post Game Drink: Guinness
Sunday League Version of: Curtis Jones
Fun Fact: Cut me and I bleed Liverpool red

FRIENDS OF THE CLUB

DIGITAL / DESIGN
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chopped
Post Game Drink: Peroni
Sunday League Version of: Late Career Dennis Bergkamp
Fun Fact: I sat next to Fabregas on a plane

HEAD OF SOCIALS
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Caesar
Post Game Drink: Peroni
Sunday League Version of: The Chiswick Chimbonda
Fun Fact: Owner of the biggest head in West London

SUPERFAN
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 3
Favourite Salad: Caesar
Post Game Drink: Coffee
Sunday League Version of: Mo Salad
Fun Fact: Amusement, enjoyment, light-hearted pleasure

PHOTOGRAPHY
YEARS AT THE CLUB: 2
Favourite Salad: Chicken Caesar Salad
Post Game Drink: I don’t drink anymore so water
Sunday League Version of: Alex Morgan
Fun Fact: I went on American Idol in front of Katy Perry, Lionel Richie and Luke Bryan

PHOTOGRAPHER / TWITTER MANAGER
YEARS AT THE CLUB: Rookie
Favourite Salad: KFC
Post Game Drink: Pepsi on the rocks
Sunday League Version of: VAR
Fun Fact: I like trains